For kicks I've decided to list five things that make me uncomfortable. Feel free to comment with yours!
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5) The phrase "Don't I know you?"
Chances are you don't. It's never fun when I suddenly have to wrack my brain through memories of every person I ever met to try and figure you out. Please don't do this to me unless you're absolutely sure like you recognize deviantART names at video game music concerts and stuff.

4) People who breath very heavily.
It's just flat out creepy. If you can help it, please don't. You sound like you're going to beat me, steal my wallet, then stalk me for the rest of eternity.

3) Politics in the workplace and around customers
My coworker does this a lot seeing how we work in a health clinic. Her favorite topic: Obama's health care reform and how it's going to send all medical practice down the tube. Seeing how she talks about this mainly to people 80+, they agree with her, but it bugs me, the younger generation, as I am just happy someone is trying to do something because the rate we're going, my generation isn't going to even have Medicare. Please do not talk politics if you are on the clock and helping a CUSTOMER.

2)Pregnant women
I don't want children. I don't want to be pregnant. It freaks me out thinking that some women are willingly developing a parasite that will grow to roughly eight pounds and then burst out of their crotches. I can smell a first time mother a mile away because they have this little aura of blissful ignorance about them. But that's more of an annoyance than uncomfortable.*

1) When I fart in front of people
Oh god, there is no more uncomfortable feeling than when I lay one out by total accident. It's usually accompanied by a shudder of surprise on my part and a very, very read face. I have a great story on this, but I'll save that unless one of you asks for it.

And that's it. Now you know more about me. Carry on.

*Speaking of annoyance, BREAST FEEDING IN PUBLIC IS FUCKING RUDE. I dont' care if its natural, Shitting is natural, and I'm pretty damn positive you don't want to watch me shit. I don't want to watch your offspring suck human juice offa your booby. This goes back to me not being pregnant. I have no problem with nudity. Anything dealing with the idea of pregnancy just creeps me out. I'm pretty sure my internal clock has been hit on snooze for probably the next ten years.